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He and his gang were simply trespassers (see video below). It is called "firing from other people’s shoulder’s".This event will take place in two categories- (a) Firing from the shoulders of living persons (b) Firing from the shoulders of corpses The same athlete can compete in both categories Doping is not disallowed (This is the only event which is exempted from such anti-philosophical inconveniences) Contrary to your common sense the latter — namely "FIRING FROM THE SHOULDERS OF CORPSES — is far more difficult and is rated high Like in springboard diving the scores will depend on the degree of difficulty And the degree of difficulty will be determined on the basis of the cause of death in the case of "firing from the shoulders of corpses" and "age and maturity" in the case of "firing from the shoulder of the living" The corpse of a TB patient for example is sure to be emaciated and hence the aggravated difficulty As regards the living shoulders category it is far more difficult to fire from the shoulders of mature persons Students and gullible young colleagues are easier as props than mature and self-respecting colleagues In both categories those who have been tainted with any sense of shame or a distant touch of conscience are disqualified as "shoulders" Many shoulders have been tried out in the recent years ( 8 years to be precise) and a reasonable number of "shoulders" shortlisted The shoulder of the present Principal was tried for nearly a year and rejected from both categories (living and dead) as "hard shoulder" in the idiom of traffic It is extremely rare that a single athlete excels in both categories at the international level It is known to involve at least 3 decades of sustained practice and total focus to the extent of sacrificing all family and professional responsibilities St Stephen’s as most people know has a great sports tradition We have had Olympians in the past; but all in traditional events Keeping our honoured Olympic tradition alive we have a sure shot entry in the neonatal event under reference Since the marksperson has been in constant practice for years now a gold medal is an absolute certainty In order to ensure that the distinguished athlete lacks nothing the area where Sukhia’s dhaba once stood is being converted into a "from-the-shoulder-shooting-range" (to be named after the next person whose shoulder is found fit to be used) A few major media houses have come forward to finance this patriotic project Mercifully the athlete -who combines skills with uncanny knack and unerring instinct in selecting shoulders- is not likely to need any help in identifying the shoulders to fire from in both categories When quizzed the response is "It comes naturally to me" We wish our medal prospect all success A small alumni rump is fervently devoted to this sport and has pledged sacrificial support in facilitating the athlete In case shoulders of corpses are not available they are willing to offer their own shoulders for practice This laudable enthusiasm is greatly to be appreciated Principal Thampu Dreading of a gold medal coming home in this event " I promised to share the reasoning behind why the Principal has a problem here Here’s the unedited text of a note Thampuauthored way back in November 2012: The Rohtas Issue: A Factual Note Most of us know the College from the time of Sukhia Sukhia was a benign and matter-of-fact presence happy to blend with the College and eke out a living without undermining the institution He was not given to imbibing and surely did not drink on the campus Rohtas is not Suhia Nor is Metro Rohtas Rohtas’ relationship with the College as has become increasingly evident is marked by an imbalance between his interests and what is good for the College the former taking precedence over the latter Ambition has tipped over into greed and needs multiplied He is much less sensitive to the College than Sukhia was To Rohtas St Stephen’s is a tool This is the root of the present unhappy situation The Factual Matrix: 1 Facts antecedent Rohtas had made an unsuccessful bid to plant his son Metro in the College surreptitiously during the tenure of Dr Anil Wilson This was detected and Metro banned from the campus as any responsible administration would do It is unthinkable to turn dynastic succession into a birth right in respect of institutional spaces or facilities It is done nowhere in the world During Dr Wilson’s time Rohtas essayed a unilateral upward revision of rates for the items he was allowed to sell He was summoned reprimanded and asked to stick to rates as approved The principle that Rohtas could not be a law unto himself was thus secured even if it was too obvious to need any assertion 2 The Sequence (i) The Café manager informed the Principal that Rohtas had passed on the mantle to his son Metro and that the latter was selling unauthorized items The Principal called Metro to his office verified the facts and asked him to revert to the original position He promised to do so He went back and wept on Nandita’s shoulders knowing fully well why he was doing so and that he was willy-nilly politicizing the issue as it indeed happened (ii) Metro had also increased his employees from one to two Since Metro had been declared a persona non-grata vis-à-vis the College by Dr Wilson (which the present Principal did not know in the first instance) the Principal asked Rohtas to see him In two successive meetings/occasions Rohtas was told: (a) that the wall that he had raised without any information to or authorization from the College was unauthorized and the same should be dismantled (b) That Metro cannot run the dhaba (c) That only authorized items shall be sold from his dhaba (d) That Rohtas has to work within the framework of the institution and not invoke outside interference (e) That he cannot drink on the campus and that he was to stop this breach of discipline forthwith (f) That he was not to sleep on the campus as he had neither sought nor secured permission for the same (iii) Rohtas as is evident did not keep faith He has been leaking information and involving outside elements in vitiating the atmosphere of the College and in defaming it in the eyes of the public Metro continues to visit the dhaba [Smeeta Narain for example put up a FB post recently saying that Metro served her nimbu pani when she visited the dhaba] (iiii) In the meanwhile Nandita Narain came out with the canard that Rohtas was authorized to sell chicken rolls by her When she realized that she did not have the authority to authorize anyone she said she and Rishi Nanda together authorized Rohtas Rishi Nanda (who also did not the authority) denied the same to the Principal Thereupon Nandita Narain claimed that she had documentary evidence that carried the Principal’ssignature to prove her claim Realizing this to be untrue she announced soon enough that the document had been misplaced (v) Rohtas continued his behind-the-scene maneuvers A bunch of six alumni -led by Amitabh Pandeand Ashish Joshi- trespassed into the College under the pretext of handing over cheques and DDs to Rohtas and thereafter insulted the institution by flashing obscene signs which was watched by Junior Members in shock and disbelief Rohtas being the alibi for their trespass cannot absolve himself of responsibility in this regard (vi) Liquor is strictly disallowed on the campus Consuming liquor is a serious breach of discipline Rohtas cannot be a law unto himself flying in the face of College discipline (vii) To whip up sentimental support for Rohtas who otherwise cannot be defended the canard is being dished out that he is a poor man being targeted by the administration As per available information Rohtas owns 18 acres of land in his home town which is not the benchmark of poverty in this country He has besides real estate assets in Delhi (viii) Rohtas’ health status is also being invoked sentimentally It is not unlikely that drinking has ruined his health That cannot surely be the ground for improvising irrational claims and outlandish rights [It is similar to the case of a young man in the US who shot his father and mother and then filed papers for Govt doles for being an orphan] (ix) Mounting evidence proves that Rohtas is playing a clever game aided and abetted by some disgruntled elements within and without the College That being the case he has rendered his continuation on the campus wholly indefensible He is hurting the College (which I submit is more important than chicken rolls) The College must take precedence over vested interests andthe ludicrous sentimentality of a few that makesthem march to the NHRC waving chicken rollsall the way Bravo march on Rev Prof Valson Thampu Principal So Metro has no future in this regime And bleeding hearts are only messing up his case by espousing it with Principal Thampu But the Son of the Lord has a sense of humour – the regime is set to change on 29 Feb when the Principal retires (The columnist a former journalist works for RIL and served on the St Stephen’s Alumni Foundation Trust Views are personal) For the third consecutive day Delhi-NCR area woke up to a yet another smog-filled day with theEnvironment Pollution (Prevention and Control) Authority (EPCA) announcing that pollution levels hitthe ‘severe plus’ zone Police officials also said 17 people died across the state in road accidents due to smog in the last 24 hours In another incident nine including eight students were mowed down by a truck near the Bathinda-Chandigarh road Both the National Green Tribunal and the National Human Rights Commission slammed the Arvind Kejriwal government in Delhi and said that the life-threatening high level pollution in Delhi-NCR area was alarming? 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Samsung J7 Prime,Is this the way to provide security? he asked He said that the terms of reference of the commissionset up by the state government to probe the snooping scamstrangely did not include telephone-tapping and the action to be taken against Modi and Shah Modhwadia reiterated that the probe be given to a panel headed by a sitting judge of the Supreme Court to dig out the truth and punish the guilty Modi remark: CEO sends report to EC AHMEDABAD: Gujarats Chief Electoral Office has sent its report to the Election Commission of India on a complaint lodged by the BJP against Gujarat Congress president Arjun Modhwadia for his lafrebaj remark Modhwadia has been accused of making uncharitable remark of a personal nature against CM Narendra Modi during an election meeting in Suratwhere by-election campaign is in progress for Surat West Assembly seat Modhwadia reportedly called Modi lafrebaj at the meeting that was held on November 23 For all the latest Ahmedabad News download Indian Express App More Related News Modi said presiding over the event as a chief guest.I first pen down the concept as a poem. 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